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You Say You Want a Resolution? New Year's Eve at The Royal!

Join us for a night full of comedy, dancing, and building resolutions for the New Year!

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You Say You Want a Resolution? New Year's Eve at The Royal!
You Say You Want a Resolution? New Year's Eve at The Royal!

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Dec 31, 2022, 8:00 PM – Jan 01, 2023, 1:00 AM

Glenside, 1 S Easton Rd, Glenside, PA 19038, USA

About the event

You Say You Want a Resolution? Ring in the New Year with The Royal and our Health and Fitness Sponsors Align Studio and Scaleback! Laugh and dance the night away, then connect with our health and fitness sponsors to plan your New Year's Resolution!

Doors will open at 7:30pm | Comedy Show 8pm-10pm | Dance Party 10-Midnight | Midnight Countdown and Champagne Toast!

Tickets are $25 until 12/23/2022, then go up to $35 so get your presale early! Beer for sale by The Ways Restaurant & Brewery | BYO Wine | Champagne Toast & Light snacks included | Dressy Casual Attire 


Align Healing Studio | Alyson Ward is the founder of Align Healing LLC, creator of the Align Method for Optimal Health and the driving force behind the Align Studio.

Alyson is a former professional ballet dancer. with the Philadelphia (Former Pennsylvania) Ballet. She has been teaching ballet for 22 years and was part of an outreach program in the public schools that taught math through movement.

Her love of dance connected her with fitness, and she has been teaching Barre, Pilates, Flow and Kickboxing since 2010.

Alyson holds a degree in Alternative Medicine and is passionate about holistic health. She is trained in nutrition, mindfulness, and Reiki. You can find her on socials @alignhealing or at


Scaleback was created from a passion for living a healthy lifestyle and helping others reach their weight loss and fitness goals. Since the start, Scaleback has grown as a community and has expanded what we offer to our members. We now offer healthy  and balanced meal prep to go. Whether you are always on the go, have no time to prep, or are a soccer dad or mom, Scaleback Meal Prep is here for you! When you decide to join us, you too will gain access to a better lifestyle, unlimited, accountability, and, a group of like-minded individuals who are just as passionate as you are about helping you SCALEBACK! As well as healthy and balanced meals to go for you or a family of 4. 


The night will be hosted by local comedian Andrew Sironi, with full set by the following comedians:


You might say Marc is a "Jack of all trades, master of none" except his name is Marc and his trades really won't help you out if your pipe springs a leak or you get lost in the forest. So, scratch that - maybe "restless creative type" is better.

Marc has been writing - scripts, essays, articles and songs - since he was a kid and as a stand-up comedian, performed internationally. His most recent comedy release "I'm a Good Dad" is available on Spotify, Amazon, Apple and numerous platforms and can be heard on Sirius. Marc is also  co-founder of VitalConex ( a connect and create company that combines the disciplines of psychology, marketing and the creativity of humor to help train, develop content and drive strategic planning in a new, more effective way.


Unfortunately, Belynda Cleare’s comedic, writing, and performing abilities are often overshadowed by her striking resemblance to Beyonce. Even as her stand up broaches topics like poverty, aging, and death, Belynda’s bright, warm energy brings life to every room. Since moving to Philadelphia from The Great White North (emphasis on the “White”), Belynda has shared the stage with comics like Bob Nelson and Luenell. In 2015, she was featured on Amazon Prime’s Comics Watching Comics, and her one-woman show, Staying on the Right Side of Sanity, Diary of a Dirt Road Diva was the top grossing show in the Wilmington Fringe Festival for four years in a row. This show, which has captivated audiences from Nashville to Nova Scotia, inspired a forthcoming script that has made Belynda a finalist in the Yes And…Laughter LabFox 29 News did a segment on Belynda’s use of comedy to cope with grief. Belynda is so committed to addressing mental health in comedy that she teaches a course on the topic at The Comics ROCK Convention, wherein she has been a presenter for the last 9 years. Her festival appearances include: Black Girls Giggle, Ladies Room, Meadowland, and Ladies of Laughter. She is a frequent guest on THE HAWK radio station, has been featured on CBC’s The National and in Nova Scotia’s Guysborough Journal. Belynda can be seen on club stages all over Philadelphia, Delaware, and New York, as well as walking past Andre 3000 in a party scene in AMC’s Dispatches from Elsewhere.


Chris Coccia’s act is a perfect combination of hilarious material and the ability to present it “in the moment”.  Flowing seamlessly between material and improvised interaction with the crowd, Chris is able to open the audience up as he pulls them into a shared recognition of our own human-ness.

Chris keeps a full schedule working everything from the country’s top comedy clubs to corporate events to colleges.  In addition, Chris Coccia won the 2008 Purina Pet Comedy Challenge, a national event with a $10,000.00 prize. He was also invited to be part of the Great American Comedy Festival in Johnny Carson’s hometown, Norfolk, NE put together by the talent coordinator of the Late Show with David Letterman, Eddie Brill.  He has appeared on Comedy Central, The Game Show Network, and XM Radio. Chris is also a frequent and favorite guest on several Philadelphia based radio shows.


The Ways Restaurant & Brewery will be selling their delicious beer. No outside beer permitted. BYO-Wine is allowed with a $10 corkage fee. No Hard Liquor. Champagne toast is provided to all patrons 21+ | Visit for more information!

The Royal's Health & Safety protocols can be found at:


Guests of The Royal are permitted to park in the parking lot of St. Paul's Lutheran Church. Enter the lot on Mt. Carmel Avenue, on the other side of Easton Road. Parking is available at the Glenside Train Station, but at your own risk as we are not associated or contracted with SEPTA. Street parking is also available. Please consider an Uber/Lyft service this night if you are drinking!


  • Pre-Sale General Admission

    Available until 12/23/2022

    +$0.63 service fee
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  • General Admission

    General admission tickets available from 12/24-12/31/2022 - door tickets only available if pre-sale doesn't sell out!

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