Laugh, Dance, Toast to 2024!

Join us and our all-star line-up of comedians to laugh and dance our way into 2024!

Doors will open at 7:30pm | Comedy Show 8pm-10pm | Dance Party 10-Midnight | Midnight Countdown and Champagne Toast!

Tickets are $30 until 12/23/2023, then go up to $40 so get your presale early!

Beer for sale by The Ways Restaurant & Brewery

BYO Wine 

Champagne Toast & Light snacks included 

Dressy Casual Attire 

ABOUT THE COMEDIANS

The night will be hosted by our royal friend Stef K, with full set by the following comedians:

KP BURKE

KP Burke began performing Stand Up Comedy in 2012 and by every conceivable metric, it’s ruined his life. While stationed in Jacksonville, Florida with the US Navy, Burke quickly established himself as a talented joke writer when he began performing at local shows. Upon completion of his active duty service and the abrupt end of his homeownership, Burke returned to his native New Jersey, becoming a fixture on the New York City and New Jersey comedy scene. On stage, Burke blends a blue collar likeability with smart but hard-nosed takes on deeply personal topics such as his military service, his struggles with alcohol, growing up adopted and his hatred of social media. In 2022, Burke released his first special “Escape From Jacksonville” that was filmed at Kevin Smith’s “Smodcastle". Several clips from the album went viral on Instagram and YouTube… meaning he has to write new stuff now.

MARC KAYE

You might say Marc is a "Jack of all trades, master of none" except his name is Marc and his trades really won't help you out if your pipe springs a leak or you get lost in the forest. So, scratch that - maybe "restless creative type" is better. Marc has been writing - scripts, essays, articles and songs - since he was a kid and as a stand-up comedian, performed internationally. His most recent comedy release "I'm a Good Dad" is available on Spotify, Amazon, Apple and numerous platforms and can be heard on Sirius. Marc is also co-founder of VitalConex (www.vitalconex.com), a connect and create company that combines the disciplines of psychology, marketing, and the creativity of humor to help train, develop content, and drive strategic planning in a new, more effective way.

JEFF LAWSON

Recently returning from "The Jeff Lawson is Harley Funny Comedy Tour" where Jeff rode his motorcycle from Philly through Harrisburg, Pittsburgh, Virginia, D.C., and New Jersey spreading laughs at every open mic he could find, is a Philly-based comedian who learned from the best at The Royal, Crossroads Comedy, and now at Helium Comedy Club. People come for the stories, and stay for the sarcasm and high energy punchlines.

STEFF K

From nurse to stand up comedian, Steff K is not your typical comedian. After a 20 year nursing career, Steff realized that laughter IS the best medicine! She has a gift of turning her everyday misadventures as a nurse, mother, wife, and Army veteran into hilarious stories that appeal to people of all backgrounds. She has been seen from the NYC and Philly comedy clubs to the Funny Bone in VA, all the way to CA at the Burbank Comedy Festival! She has brought people to tears ALL across the country! Steff K is a rising star in the world of stand-up comedy, you don't want to miss your chance to be thoroughly entertained by the one and only Steff K!

GINA GIBBONS

Gracing the stage from Dangerfields in NY, to Ice House in CA!  Spicy sarcastic humor is her specialty.

ABOUT THE VENUE

Doors Open at 7:30pm | Show begins at 8pm

The Royal's Health & Safety protocols can be found at: theroyalglenside.com/healthandsafety

DRINK: Our neighbors at The Ways Restaurant and Brewery have a bar set-up in the back of the venue and will be selling their delicious beer. BYO-Wine is allowed with a $5 corkage fee per person. No Hard Liquor or outside beer permitted. Champagne toast is provided to all patrons 21+!

FOOD: We sell small snacks at each event, but we are not a restaurant and do not have table service. We strongly recommend having dinner at The Ways Restaurant and Brewery beforehand and we do allow outside food in the venue if you wish to bring it in.

PARKING: Guests of The Royal are permitted to park in the parking lot of St. Paul's Lutheran Church. Enter the lot on Mt. Carmel Avenue, on the other side of Easton Road. Parking is available at the Glenside Train Station, but at your own risk as we are not associated or contracted with SEPTA. Street parking is also available. Please consider an Uber/Lyft service this night if you are drinking!